mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years, quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the big folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count, Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors nor counted among the very wise. In fact it has been remarked by some that Hobbits’ only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipe weed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace, and quiet, and good tilled earth. For Hobbits share a love of things that grow. And yes no doubt to others our way seems quaint. But today of all days, it is brought home to me. It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.
I didn’t even remember I was still Tumblr-ing lol. So no secrets kept, there. Did you honestly think I could keep secrets from you? Me? HA!

Awww, messages like this one make my days! Thank you, lovely anon, I hope you have a good day too!

Favorite Game of Thrones Scenes » aka the BEST Scenes
No one's suppose to be here...
game of thrones au:
Catelyn and Ned Stark are the CEOs of a major fashion label in New York City. Their children thrive under the limelight, despite how much they hate it, catching the eye of other Upper East Side families like the Baratheons. Drama ensues as the Stark children try to navigate through life, love, and their parent’s social circles.
No, you are not. In any way, shape, or form. I have a whole rancid, dirty, forbidden sex fic floating round in my head, but it won’t get written for a while.Oooooh you’ll have to tell me when you write it, because all I could think about during their scenes was how perfect dirty, angry sex between them would be!
I can’t be the only one who wanted Polly Walker and Nicola Walker to have hot, angry sex on Prisoners Wives.